Sunday, February 13, 2011

To the men in Los Angeles (Part 1)...

If you did one or more of the following more frequency, you would get laid accordingly: 
  • Smile at women
  • Hold the door for women
  • Dress more like a man than a woman
  • Be courteous
  • Cook.  Well.
  • Shop at farmers markets
  • Tell women you love going down on them, actually love going down on them, and be good at it
  • Own puppy or puppies
  • Walk said puppy or puppies
  • Not be a douche

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